Sunday, May 29, 2005

So...

How did Victorian-era novels deal with sex? Rama: "I hear she gets her ankles out in this one!"

And as for Eric Cantona, was he really as profound as he seemed to be? A philospoher trapped in a footballer's body? What on earth did he mean when he said "When seagulls follow a trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."? We were talking about this the other day. Rama mimicked what the baffled reporters would have said when suddenly faced with a philosophical treatise instead of a standard soccer quote "So the lads were buzzing out there right?"

A definite sign that civilization as we know it is over- the Crazy frog song has gone to number one and kept Coldplay off the top spot. Is there no justice in this world? Does the music-buying public think a blue frog ringtone sound played over an old movie theme is better than the new Coldplay song? I think some of these people should buy a clue before they are allowed to even buy singles. Anybody who walks into a shop and asks for that song should be tagged and put under constant surveillance because you don't know what other incredibly stupid thing they are going to do next. As the bean (aah, I miss real 'bishyimbo') in the Heinz Beans advert says "Are you with me?"

And speaking of bad music, did anyone watch Eurovision? I did, in bits and pieces and it was absolutely worth every single murdered brain cell. I cannot remember the last time I heard songs so amazingly bad, so out-of-this world awful that you can't even turn off the TV. Like watching 'big brother', you cant turn away from something which is this bad that it becomes like a form of high art. The winning song was so bad that an audio recording of an autopsy would have made better music. Seriously don't miss Eurovision next time. Something this bad must be seen to be believed. And most of Europe takes it so seriously you have to laugh.

Raymond: If you are ready to buy anything if the price is right no matter how many people are being screwed over in the third world for you to enjoy it, then THAT is hogwash.

2 Comments:

Blogger Raymond said...

Tana naaanaa tana naanaa tana naanaa naaaaaaa (Nokia tune phonetical)LOL LOL.Just to spite you!

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've seen one of Cantona's interview on french TV. The guy began chatting with Marilyn Manson about links between body and ethic... amazing
so is he really some kind od Jean Claude Van Damme? or a real brain?
Rom

11:13 AM  

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