Minzo awards 2004: Part 1

Well its been another strange year and here are the awards that matter most: The Minzo awards.
The 'Oh shit' award: Re-election of Mr Bush. (mind you, the election was a case of dumb and dumber)
The 'rant' award (for those who strive to make the world a better place through the time-honored tradition of ranting about it) Goes to Laura whose blog should have rant in the title. Seriously.
Movie of the year: 'The Incredibles'. I was having so much fun, I didnt want it to end
Song of the year: 'Millionaire' by Kellis and Andre 3000. Nods also to 'Mary' (Scissor sisters) and 'The last time' (Keane)
Scandal of the year: The gradual 'elimination' of Christmas by the PC obsessed Blair government (I like you Tony but seriously...)
Shock of the year: A close tie between Natalie Portman doing a nude scene in her new film and Marion Jones being accused of taking drugs. Is nothing sacred any more?
TV show of the year: Same as every other year 'The Simpsons'. Kudos also to 'Sopranos' for being the most gripping thing on TV. If only it had more fart jokes:)
Comedian of the year: My equity and trusts tutor Mr Smith for really making me laugh (and boo to the girl in my group who said he 'isnt playing with a full deck of cards' funny but not true!)
Alcohol-fuelled good night out award: My assault on the union with brother and two friends in early December.
Gloating with pride award of the year: Proving Tona wrong after getting a tongue-lashing about 'assuming things'.
Armageddon-is-here award: Female orangutans being used for sex in 'a thriving trade' in Indonesia according to THE DAILY MAIL.
Most inspirational TV moment of the year: Bono's speech at the Labour conference.
Saint of the year award: Raymond for being such a choir-boy and providing moral guidance to the rest of us sinners.
Part 2 coming soon.