Funny story...
About the England soccer coach Sven Goran Eriksson which I heard on BBC's 'Fighting talk'. This story is extra funny if you know what Sven Goran Eriksson looks like- he looks like he couldnt get laid in a Thailand brothel that's offering a 70 percent off Christmas deal and when he talks, he sounds really mentally retarded.
Anyway he has been a playboy, lack of good looks notwithstanding, and he has cheated on his equally weird girlfriend with quite a few women. One of them recently revealed that before lovemaking, as theyr'e getting ready, lights dimmed, music..etc... the last thing he does before lovemaking is LOAD THE DISHWASHER! Can you imagine thinking- 'right, im having sex in about ten seconds- id better get the dishes out of the way!' Top marks to the guy. No wonder he is getting laid so often.
Anyway he has been a playboy, lack of good looks notwithstanding, and he has cheated on his equally weird girlfriend with quite a few women. One of them recently revealed that before lovemaking, as theyr'e getting ready, lights dimmed, music..etc... the last thing he does before lovemaking is LOAD THE DISHWASHER! Can you imagine thinking- 'right, im having sex in about ten seconds- id better get the dishes out of the way!' Top marks to the guy. No wonder he is getting laid so often.
posted by Minzo at 1:50 AM
2 Comments:
LOLOL eh but you are harsh! The whole dishwasher thing, pretty damn weird, as for the girl, she really blew his spot but i guess he deserved it.
My ex used to play an rpg to get himself all in the mood for crazy stuff.
So. The dishwasher sounds pretty... methodical. I wonder if he's all rhythm and no punch?
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