"....and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

Today was possibly the coldest it's been since I came to this country. The Weather center has upgraded the status of this town from 'Cold' to 'yikes!' and I had to walk to campus with all the mobility of a block of ice. This is going to be a long month. The Uni still think its funny to turn the heating off aroud midnight just when I'm snuggled in to do my pre-sleep reading. I have to light a fire next to my bed to stay alive
-Raymond I thought you were kidding about coming to Liverpool you doofus! How about giving me advance warning next time? Watch out- Liverpool is not know for being the safest place in this country and they have an accent that will take you ages to decipher. That aside, welcome to her majesty's kingdom. I don't know if I'll see you but if I don't perhaps its better for you as I will only try and make you drunk just for the hell of it (and also because I havent had a beer in weeks)
I curse a lot, but I have come to the realization that my repeated use of the F word and other equally colorful expressions means I am playing a major role in destroying the English language. Its like if you cant think of the word/sentence you are looking for, some profanity will do just fine. It's got its advantages-great way to relieve stress-but it does limit one's vocabulary. An excellent example is when I read about a guy trying to start his car and failing to do so "This fucking fucker's fucking fucked" was his way of explaining the situation. I'm not sure I want to reach that stage at least not before retirement.
One thing that is really driving me crazy- all those hair product ads. You know the ones that will make your hair 'twice as shiny, three times as soft...' blahblah. And then the next one is like 'ours will make you hair THREE times as shiny and FOUR times as soft and your hair will look so good you could register it as an asset when you get a mortgage' They make up about fifty percent of the ads we get to see and are as annoying as hell.