bowel movements (you dont have to read this)

First off I am NOT drinking any dodgy local brew! Stop making those snide comments!

So I went to the doctor on Friday. He listened patiently to my symptoms and then vigorously circled 'parasites' on his little doctor sheet. He then sent me off to give a stool sample, but in an undignified moment I failed to provide one (I told you not to read this) so I returned home none the wiser as to what parasites precisely were using my digestive system for a summer camp. I did return a sample the next day, and it turns out I had amoeba as I had suspected. Ok thats sorted then, we can finally achieve some closure (i.e total annihilation of the invaders) Where I got those bastards from is immaterial- I am from the Eric Cantona school of philosophy ("I regret nothing..") so even if a dodgy bar kindly passed them to me, they'll probably still see my black ass again before I leave Kigali. That's because I never learn. Im stupid.
Also I fell in a hole last night while hanging around petit meridien. It was not an ordinary hole- more like big manhole kind of thing. I could very easily have broken a couple of bones. As it turns out, I got away with a limp.
I also had an intense motorbike ride home- the guy taking me was grimly determined to get both of us killed, and Ive never had my life flash before my eyes so many times in a twenty minute spell.
I think Im living on the edge.