"Now today it will rain, except in places where it will not and it will shine.."
Bloody hell- are you people actually still reading this?
Rumours of my house arrest have been greatly exaggerated. Problem is, my UN card expired so I cant come here till its been sorted out. There is nowhere else to surf the net in this bloody town except here at the tribunal.
Wisdom of the week: Gaaga my little brother walked in while I was watching 'King Arthur' (a waste of time that film) and on seeing Clive Owen gave the following monologue which I will quote verbatim "That's a black knight! There are two kinds of knights- a black knight and a blue knight. A black knight can't be killed, but a blue one can. Watch and see- they are not going to be able to kill him"
The other day I was out in the yard skipping with the kids. We were using a very long white cable that was anchored somewhere at the back of the house but we didnt bother to check. After we were done, I decided to see where it led. I discovered we had been skipping with an electrical cable all this time and it was indeed plugged in. In the last few days I have been soaked with water, beaten with a stick (supposedly a sword but more painful) kicked around quite a bit and made to watch every single cartoon on the cartoon network by the kids. It is in times like these that I remember Mez telling me "Look at you- you look like a kid who just wants to run outside and play!"
Anyway out there in the real world, apparently North Korea is now ready to give up its nukes. I think I know what Kim is calling that particular project. Its called "Bend over America". Iran on the other hand has said- in a statement from officials at the ministry responsible for the destruction of the western world- "we come in peace. honestly. cant a man make a couple of nukes on a Sunday morning? whats the world coming to?" The rest of the statement is the standard death-to-the-west-and Britney stuff we have come to expect from them so everything is still the same.
Enjoying the Kanye West single 'gold digger' but my God there are so many irritating songs on TV these days that the UN is going to have to look at it. Im thinking of stuff like 'Dont cha' (awful, completely and totally awful) 'pon de replay' and anything by 50 cent and his useless crew. I cant keep track of the songs he and his wannabe gangsters are making, but I wish he had not got rich but died trying instead.
Rumours of my house arrest have been greatly exaggerated. Problem is, my UN card expired so I cant come here till its been sorted out. There is nowhere else to surf the net in this bloody town except here at the tribunal.
Wisdom of the week: Gaaga my little brother walked in while I was watching 'King Arthur' (a waste of time that film) and on seeing Clive Owen gave the following monologue which I will quote verbatim "That's a black knight! There are two kinds of knights- a black knight and a blue knight. A black knight can't be killed, but a blue one can. Watch and see- they are not going to be able to kill him"
The other day I was out in the yard skipping with the kids. We were using a very long white cable that was anchored somewhere at the back of the house but we didnt bother to check. After we were done, I decided to see where it led. I discovered we had been skipping with an electrical cable all this time and it was indeed plugged in. In the last few days I have been soaked with water, beaten with a stick (supposedly a sword but more painful) kicked around quite a bit and made to watch every single cartoon on the cartoon network by the kids. It is in times like these that I remember Mez telling me "Look at you- you look like a kid who just wants to run outside and play!"
Anyway out there in the real world, apparently North Korea is now ready to give up its nukes. I think I know what Kim is calling that particular project. Its called "Bend over America". Iran on the other hand has said- in a statement from officials at the ministry responsible for the destruction of the western world- "we come in peace. honestly. cant a man make a couple of nukes on a Sunday morning? whats the world coming to?" The rest of the statement is the standard death-to-the-west-and Britney stuff we have come to expect from them so everything is still the same.
Enjoying the Kanye West single 'gold digger' but my God there are so many irritating songs on TV these days that the UN is going to have to look at it. Im thinking of stuff like 'Dont cha' (awful, completely and totally awful) 'pon de replay' and anything by 50 cent and his useless crew. I cant keep track of the songs he and his wannabe gangsters are making, but I wish he had not got rich but died trying instead.
posted by Minzo at 9:11 AM
2 Comments:
LoL HAHAHAHHAHA!at gaaga and the black knight theory!! I'd love 2 meet the little punk someday!Then the skipping cable,man!!HAHAHAHAHH you were goner!
THen LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL@"I have been soaked with water, beaten with a stick (supposedly a sword but more painful)"LOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHHAHA
You are MAD!!
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself&yes you punk we're still reading this so update more often!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! the perils of chezaring in the Africas(lol i kid!)but that's too funny,the kidos better buy you a kibando to come back with after the abuse.
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