Arafat is in a critical condition...
So allow me to say WOOO-HOOO!!!
Now there are several thousand punchlines just begging to be let out when we think of poor Arafat lying there in his hospital bed with tubes running in his mouth and nose. The word "defiant" does not spring readily to mind. Im thinking more like:
-Yasser Arafat finally saw a 'piss' plan that he could approve of.
-Arafat was distressed when the Israeli secret service got their hands on photos of him on drag.
-Well we all know there is no way it is a heart problem for obvious reasons
-Doctors said that although Arafat was "at a critical juncture between life and death", he had refused to choose either because the choices had been imposed by the "Zionist oppressors"
-As his life flashed before his eyes, Arafat realized- with tears in his eyes- that he was an asshole.
Meanwhile how exactly can you be in a "stable coma?" CNN should explain that one.
Now there are several thousand punchlines just begging to be let out when we think of poor Arafat lying there in his hospital bed with tubes running in his mouth and nose. The word "defiant" does not spring readily to mind. Im thinking more like:
-Yasser Arafat finally saw a 'piss' plan that he could approve of.
-Arafat was distressed when the Israeli secret service got their hands on photos of him on drag.
-Well we all know there is no way it is a heart problem for obvious reasons
-Doctors said that although Arafat was "at a critical juncture between life and death", he had refused to choose either because the choices had been imposed by the "Zionist oppressors"
-As his life flashed before his eyes, Arafat realized- with tears in his eyes- that he was an asshole.
Meanwhile how exactly can you be in a "stable coma?" CNN should explain that one.
posted by Minzo at 1:25 AM
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