"I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords"*

Incase you people have been too caught up in the Christmas spirit to read the news, there is an asteroid heading our way. According to the Torino Scale (which is basically an asteroid-detector thingy and also makes good coffee), it has a one-in-37 chance of hitting earth by 2029 or else it will just fuck off somewhere else. Nobody has interviewed the asteroid about its intentions though and its publicist could not be reached for comment.
However assuming it does actually show up for its appointment 24 years from now, several things come to mind. Like should you continue saving for your retirement? And has anybody notified Bruce Willis?
However one thing that does come readily to mind in these tricky times and which sums up the entire situation very well is "SHIT!"
*kudos for identifying said quote*