Yes, its cold...

-I woke up on Monday morning and discovered that outside was colder than an Eskimo's fridge. Not to worry: I had a plan more cunning than any conceived by a Fox who has been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University.
The plan of course was stay in bed.
I couldnt however pull the same shizzle on Tuesday and so I had to walk into some serious conditions that the weather center calls "freeze your balls off weather". Sometimes I just want to sit down and have a beer with the weather. I'd ask exactly what issues he's got going on. Did he have a bad childhood? Is frostbite funny?
-Also: Congratulations to hellophotokitty for her modest but important role in bringing Ninjas to the world. Do you think you could squeeze them somewhere into the story?
-And Dammn theres some cool music out there. The other day my brother stopped by and we were chatting in the car when we suddenly heard the most beautiful music imaginable. It was basically jazz but dominated by a soft accoustic guitar in a way I had never heard before and it was the most calming and beautiful thing. At the end of it, we just looked at each other open-mouthed and said 'WOW!' His name is Branco Stoysin from Yugoslavia and if I dont get my hands on his CD I shall not be responsible for the consequences.
-Has anyone seen the amazing pictures taken by the European Space probe Hugyens of the surface of Titan? That's some amazing shit! Still it does make me wonder what we will find there. Paris Hilton's soul? Michael Jackson's real nose? The ball from Roberto Baggio's penalty miss in the 1994 World cup final? The most inacessible branch of Mcdonalds? An elephant that only responds to the name 'Tubby?' Any other entries welcome and actively encouraged.