What? You mean my whole fallacy is wrong?

-I found love when I came to University. How can a man possibly resist such temptation and such utter sweetness? I am talking, of course about custard donuts. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Erm..I would if I could remember what one looks like. Yeah custard donuts have definetly been one of the highlights of my time in England. Like the Matrix, you cannot tell someone what the custard donut is- they have to see (and taste) it for themselves. Last night my brother stopped by and left me five of them (automatically guaranteeing himself pride of place in my will) and I carried them up to my room, sat down and devoured them all in one glorious sitting backed up by milk and later some fanta twist when the milk run out. Abraham Lincoln would not have been able to write a speech to convey the epic nature of that moment.
-Oscars tonight- wont be on Terrestrial TV unfortunately so I might have to make do with highlights. I have fond memories of seeing 'Return of the King' win almost everything last year and of course Charlize Theron. However the greatest thing ever said by a winner was Kevin Spacey when he won for 'American beauty'. He said "This is the highlight of my day" The man is a legend.
-There has been some tension between me and my heater of late. What happens is this-the heating is lowered/turned off completely around midnight just when I'm getting into bed with a good book. Not funny I am sure you will agree. Then it gets turned up to levels normally associated with a crematory and I wake up in the middle of the night sweating seriously IN WINTER! Then I have to reach for the window and yank it open while still ninety percent asleep and stick my face out to get some respite. Its bloody annoying.
UPDATE: The Oscars are tomorrow night and not tonight as Kitten helpfully pointed out. My bad.