The English dictionary 2005: Reading University edition
Mate(y): What an acquitance becomes after six or more pints.
Chav: A cheap-jewelery-loving, kebab-munching, burberry-loving person. Avoid.
Kebab: Something that is only eaten if you are a) so drunk that your taste buds have gone AWOL or b) if you have mental problems.
White lightning: A very very cheap way to get drunk. Trust me, I know. It doesn't taste very good by the way but fucking hell you save a lot of money!
Fit:Someone who is easy on the eyes.
Cheers: An all-purpose word that could mean anything from 'great' to 'pass the water' and everything in between. Use frequently for best results.
Blatant: A word that has been used and abused excessively. How many other English speaking countries use blatant in regular conversation?
Chav: A cheap-jewelery-loving, kebab-munching, burberry-loving person. Avoid.
Kebab: Something that is only eaten if you are a) so drunk that your taste buds have gone AWOL or b) if you have mental problems.
White lightning: A very very cheap way to get drunk. Trust me, I know. It doesn't taste very good by the way but fucking hell you save a lot of money!
Fit:Someone who is easy on the eyes.
Cheers: An all-purpose word that could mean anything from 'great' to 'pass the water' and everything in between. Use frequently for best results.
Blatant: A word that has been used and abused excessively. How many other English speaking countries use blatant in regular conversation?
posted by Minzo at 2:19 PM
4 Comments:
Thanks for the updated dictionary. I always thought Mr. Webster was a bit behind in the times.
funny stuff mate!.What the hell kind of kebabs are they serving there???.Cheers matey!.
Triple lol@Chav
the South African version would include some words like:
howzit, bra/bru (pronounced 'brew'), and "chun". in a sentence, they'd sound something like "howzit bru, chun me bra" which means "how do you do? what is going on in your life my brother (for lack of a translation for bra/bru)
And about the difference between boobs and tits? I had interesting conversations about that...
Boobs: big enough to fit in more than one hand
tits: not
other: really avoid those (it could be a dude???)
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