this nocturnal life
Two days away from the end of the term, but here I am working on my writing credit which is due five weeks from now and its almost 2.am. As the narrator said about insomnia in 'Fight Club' "Your'e never really awake and you are never really asleep". Most of my friends are working on their dissertation which means that like me they have now become nocturnal. It's cool knowing that you can knock on a friend's door at 3.am and just hang out at such ungodly hours.
This morning something not very funny happened. The fire alarm went off at 7.15 in the morning. No amount of ranting can express how annoying it is to have the alarm ringing in your ears so early in the morning and by Jupiter that fucker is loud! I had to stumble out of bed and put on something respectable and go downstairs still half-asleep. Turns out the whole thing was a drill to see how well Wantage hall residents respond to a fire alarm (the answer, not suprisingly, was not very well at all) adn a few hours later there was a notice from the office on the wall saying that basically we were all a bunch of fuck-ups because turn-out had been incredibly low and they were going to do it again before the semester was over to try and catch those who were ignoring it. There is such a serious obsession with fire safety in this country which is cool and all, but a drill at 7.am is just so wrong.
I was drinking Ribena this evening and had a serious flashback to primary school- the indecent shorts, the almost fascist sing-alongs forced on us, bata shoes, 'tip', fanta and crisps, mean looking teachers with meaner looking bamboo sticks...I'm not sure if that was with nostalgia or horror- probably a mix of both but I did finish my Ribena without any further incident.
My sister thinks I'm crazy but I'm definitely going for 'Constantine' next week.
This morning something not very funny happened. The fire alarm went off at 7.15 in the morning. No amount of ranting can express how annoying it is to have the alarm ringing in your ears so early in the morning and by Jupiter that fucker is loud! I had to stumble out of bed and put on something respectable and go downstairs still half-asleep. Turns out the whole thing was a drill to see how well Wantage hall residents respond to a fire alarm (the answer, not suprisingly, was not very well at all) adn a few hours later there was a notice from the office on the wall saying that basically we were all a bunch of fuck-ups because turn-out had been incredibly low and they were going to do it again before the semester was over to try and catch those who were ignoring it. There is such a serious obsession with fire safety in this country which is cool and all, but a drill at 7.am is just so wrong.
I was drinking Ribena this evening and had a serious flashback to primary school- the indecent shorts, the almost fascist sing-alongs forced on us, bata shoes, 'tip', fanta and crisps, mean looking teachers with meaner looking bamboo sticks...I'm not sure if that was with nostalgia or horror- probably a mix of both but I did finish my Ribena without any further incident.
My sister thinks I'm crazy but I'm definitely going for 'Constantine' next week.

6 Comments:
Death to all fire alarms!!! Insomnia must be horrid,I think I used to have it back in primary when I used to be afraid of the dark and so if I woke up in the middle of the night and the lights were off,I wouldn't go back to sleep all in the name of keeping watch for the monsters.
Minzo,listen to your sisters,LISTEN!!!!
Remember Mama Mutatina,the canteen lady,and ofcourse the famous "Ice" then the muchomo meat for 500 shillings,haaa! and how could i forget Mr. Ssesanga the Music teacher/serial killer that forced us to sing damn songs!!!But vraiment those shorts were indecent especially for me and my scrawny looking legs,ahhh memories,sweet memories
Ribena_u are killing me,mouth watering here.Why constantine??why?imagine the number of custard doughnuts u can get for the price of admission.Seems like Wantage hall is bursting with activity.
We definetely have to talk about this Mr.Ssesanga creature just!.
'and by Jupiter that fucker is loud!' LMAO
Ribena n Lucozade!!! yummy but that second one just reminds me of how many times malaria almost killed me. I feel you on the drills but its even more annoying when some asshole thought it was something "funny" to do on purpose.
I hate those!! I was once at a movie and they had to clear the whole theater!! All 5 multi plexes and it was in the middle of winter....
OOOps! Just a drill!!
(drill this you bastard!!!)
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