THE story: part 2

So anyway I call laura up;
"Hey laura" I say "It's me- Minega. We've been caught"
"What?" I heard her ask confused
"We've been caught" I repeated "Our affair- my girlfriend caught me. She found out we've been having a thing all this time"
There was a long pause on the other side.
"So what do we do now?" I ask "I assume you are going to be there for me right? After all the hypothetical things we have gone through?"
She cleared her throat and said "Minega- I can't do that. I can't have anything to do with you"
"Why not?" I asked, genuinely hurt.
"Well....I don't exist for starters"
This was a bombshell "What do you mean?" I asked stunned "Of course you exist. I'm talking to you right now aren't I?"
"No your'e not" She explained patiently "You are blogging a conversation with me that never took place. You don't even have any units in that phone of yours! You are not only blogging a pretend conversation, but you are doing it using someone who doesn't even exist except in the mind of some dodgy individual in Uganda. I think this is not even a funny joke"
Shit I'm thinking She's right! About everything!
"So what you are saying" I tell her slowly "Is that this conversation isn't really happening?"
She is quickly losing patience with me "Yes" She snaps.
A thought occurs to me "Maybe you do exist" I say suddenly "maybe it's my girlfriend who doesn't exist. What then?"
"That raises several interesting philosophical questions" She replies "None of which I am at liberty to answer seeing as I don't exist in the first place. And I'm not sure I want to be on that blog of yours"
ARRGH! This girl is GOOD! And this is getting really confusing.
"Don't call me again" She hisses. Then says "Good luck!" and hangs up. or does she? Everything is open to intepretation right now. If I didn't call her in the first place, then how can she hang up?
It's a pity- I was beginning to like her...