why my killer chimps have not yet been tested in the field of battle
Christmas formal. A few hours after the wine from the law school, and there I am getting more alcohol into my system. I realize that drinking so little this term has been beneficial in many ways, one of which is that now I get tipsy fairly easily.....
I was watching Scott McClelan the other day and I was thinking- is there a more uncomfortable job than that of the white house Press secretary? One that invites more ridicule? They couldn't pay me enough to stand infront of the entire TV-watching world to look like a buffoon of the highest order and defend a man who got outwitted by a pretzel. Infact, your weekly humour needs could be got watching a white House press conference to see Mr Mcclelan sweat and grunt his way through questions. it's a sad, sad job. Sometimes he looks like he just wants to disappear. There's a Radiohead song called 'how to disappear completely' and the chorus goes 'I'm not here...this isnt happening'. I've always thought that's a funny idea, and I can imagine McClelan repeating that to himself over and over while he's standing there.
Oh yeah, the Christmas formal. It was fun. I was a bit tipsy and everyone around me was completely drunk. There was a lot of crazy dancing. Fire alarm went off. Dodgy songs -'your'e the one that I want' may be a classic but it's as gay as hell. I was tempted at one point to unleash my killer chimps, but the time wasnt right. But whats the point of having them if they aren't going to bring me any direct benefits? And feeding them is hell.
(Paul Gascoine- someone really ought to do something.)
Actual pickup line from a friend of a friend to a girl he had never met before "Listen- I'd sit here and chat you up but I dont have the time or the patience so I'm going to cut out all the shit. There's a free room upstairs. Do you want to fuck or what?'
Absolutely dire game last night. Peter Crouch should not be a lone striker even if you are playing for a goalless draw. Djimi Traore should only be playing for the reserves. Still, why should I complain? Wer'e top of the group. As long as Gerrard keeps heading his own crosses and delivering 30 yard passes to himself, we should be doing fine.
I was watching Scott McClelan the other day and I was thinking- is there a more uncomfortable job than that of the white house Press secretary? One that invites more ridicule? They couldn't pay me enough to stand infront of the entire TV-watching world to look like a buffoon of the highest order and defend a man who got outwitted by a pretzel. Infact, your weekly humour needs could be got watching a white House press conference to see Mr Mcclelan sweat and grunt his way through questions. it's a sad, sad job. Sometimes he looks like he just wants to disappear. There's a Radiohead song called 'how to disappear completely' and the chorus goes 'I'm not here...this isnt happening'. I've always thought that's a funny idea, and I can imagine McClelan repeating that to himself over and over while he's standing there.
Oh yeah, the Christmas formal. It was fun. I was a bit tipsy and everyone around me was completely drunk. There was a lot of crazy dancing. Fire alarm went off. Dodgy songs -'your'e the one that I want' may be a classic but it's as gay as hell. I was tempted at one point to unleash my killer chimps, but the time wasnt right. But whats the point of having them if they aren't going to bring me any direct benefits? And feeding them is hell.
(Paul Gascoine- someone really ought to do something.)
Actual pickup line from a friend of a friend to a girl he had never met before "Listen- I'd sit here and chat you up but I dont have the time or the patience so I'm going to cut out all the shit. There's a free room upstairs. Do you want to fuck or what?'
Absolutely dire game last night. Peter Crouch should not be a lone striker even if you are playing for a goalless draw. Djimi Traore should only be playing for the reserves. Still, why should I complain? Wer'e top of the group. As long as Gerrard keeps heading his own crosses and delivering 30 yard passes to himself, we should be doing fine.
posted by Minzo at 7:46 PM
1 Comments:
ok nzo a query and an observation
1) killer chimps...hmmmmmm funny yet scaringly genius..add to cult manifesto-- army made up only of killer chimps---to be fed by PETA under assumption that we are running some sort of chimp sanctuary.
2) Paul Gascoingne as in scot fottie player??? elaborate SVP!!!
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