boldly going nowhere and why you shouldnt mix sugar with morals.
We've just finished dinner and wer'e wandering around aimlessly.
"I need a ciggarette" Q says "Let's go to new court and knock on people's doors asking them if we can get one...and a lighter of course"
And then we are off, tagging behind Q and Rich who are the instigators of this madness while Leo, Murray and I are trailing behind with a few misgivings.
So let me get this straight- you want us to go all over New Court banging on stranger's doors to ask them for a cigarette?
"Well, yeah" Q is looking at me as if I'm the one who is acting nutty in this point in time.
And so we get to New Court and Q and Rich start banging on everybody's door. Thankfully few people are in, but the ones who are look at us as if we were Iraqi rebels. Nobody has a cigarette, but of course that was not the main reason Q wants to do this in the first place. They get to a door thats covered in stickers calling on us to 'FIGHT THE BAN!', but theres at least fifty of those stickers on that door. Q and Rich-with minimum discussion- begin to rip them off one by one. Why? That's a stupid question.
"You guys are pussies" she says.
Are you actually going to rip off every single one of them?
"Well it would take less time to do this if you guys gave us a little help!"
"You know what we are doing basically amounts to vandalism" Leo says. I warn him about using words like 'we' so carelessly. It is the crazy Spanish girl and her ginger accomplice who are doing it all. We, on the other hand are providing at best moral support but mainly mild disapproval.
And I'm missing 'The news quiz'
In other news, I have been reduced to stealing sugar for my nightly cup of tea. My sugar run out a few days ago and I've been too forgetful to get some more, but thankfully someone was kind enough to leave their sugar in the kitchen cabinet. You will not believe the logistics and planning it takes to steal two spoons of sugar, but it continually suprises me. I know its only sugar now, but it can only lead to something else. What other henious act will I commit next? And only because I couldnt be bothered to get 65p and go to the shops for the bloody thing. This is how my life of crime officialy begins. Will anyone step in before it's too late to save my soul from eternal damnation?
"I need a ciggarette" Q says "Let's go to new court and knock on people's doors asking them if we can get one...and a lighter of course"
And then we are off, tagging behind Q and Rich who are the instigators of this madness while Leo, Murray and I are trailing behind with a few misgivings.
So let me get this straight- you want us to go all over New Court banging on stranger's doors to ask them for a cigarette?
"Well, yeah" Q is looking at me as if I'm the one who is acting nutty in this point in time.
And so we get to New Court and Q and Rich start banging on everybody's door. Thankfully few people are in, but the ones who are look at us as if we were Iraqi rebels. Nobody has a cigarette, but of course that was not the main reason Q wants to do this in the first place. They get to a door thats covered in stickers calling on us to 'FIGHT THE BAN!', but theres at least fifty of those stickers on that door. Q and Rich-with minimum discussion- begin to rip them off one by one. Why? That's a stupid question.
"You guys are pussies" she says.
Are you actually going to rip off every single one of them?
"Well it would take less time to do this if you guys gave us a little help!"
"You know what we are doing basically amounts to vandalism" Leo says. I warn him about using words like 'we' so carelessly. It is the crazy Spanish girl and her ginger accomplice who are doing it all. We, on the other hand are providing at best moral support but mainly mild disapproval.
And I'm missing 'The news quiz'
In other news, I have been reduced to stealing sugar for my nightly cup of tea. My sugar run out a few days ago and I've been too forgetful to get some more, but thankfully someone was kind enough to leave their sugar in the kitchen cabinet. You will not believe the logistics and planning it takes to steal two spoons of sugar, but it continually suprises me. I know its only sugar now, but it can only lead to something else. What other henious act will I commit next? And only because I couldnt be bothered to get 65p and go to the shops for the bloody thing. This is how my life of crime officialy begins. Will anyone step in before it's too late to save my soul from eternal damnation?
posted by Minzo at 6:42 PM
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As a chinese proverb that I shall greatly doctor states: "The greatest evil begins with a single teaspoon"
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