The 'out there' files: Part 1
A random selection of demented MSN conversations I have had with people over the last few months. I tend to save these conversations so that no one accuses me of saying things I haven't said.
Christa: You still listen to VOA? Honey, move on!
Minega: careful...theres goblins in the stratosphere
Raymond:hahahhahahhaha
Raymond:and how pray tell did said goblins get there!!!?
Minega :what do I look like- a goblin expert?
Minega: jeez....
Raymond: you can't handle the truth!! But if you insist: YES
Minega: well theres an answer actually
Minega: see they couldnt handle the good old earth from down her, werent too popular, didnt get invited to parties
Minega: couldnt even vote poor bastards
Raymond:so they are voyuering from space!
Minega : so anyway they had to take off like the Israelis from Egypt but minus the prophet and the guiding God
Minega: how they got there...well thats where the story gets a bit weird
Raymond:shes just awesome and i havent even met her
Raymond: i think i have a future as a stalker/hysteria ridden dude/ serial killer
Raymond: well i know blood doesnt wash out easy but the new persil takes those out,saw it in a commercial
Minega:and hysteria has been known to interfere with academic duties
Raymond: well im on holiday mr smarty pants
brown sugah : HOW CAN YOU NEVER HAVE FOUGHT??
brown sugah : THATS INSANE DONT YOU KNOW THAT you havent really been in love if you've never thought of killing your partner?"
Raymond : IS life any more frightful than after university
Minega : yep, a lot more frifghtful
Minega :its walking through the valley of the shadow of death- metaphorically of course!
Raymond : with the death actually sitting on your shoulders singing mary had a little lamb
Minega : off tune
Christa: I’m tired of being nice!
brown sugah : and as for calling her"the body" WTF?? doesnt one need to have something on the bones to be A BODY?
Raymond : well is cholesterol bad for you? does it make food taste good ?
Raymond : should we eat it ?
Maybe tomorrow :well if its any consolation no one will give me flowers either
Maybe tomorrow : well one assumes after the wine and the talk and all...theyre not going to play badminton.
brown sugah :whatever happened to romancing without expectations of pantydropping??
Christa: You still listen to VOA? Honey, move on!
Minega: careful...theres goblins in the stratosphere
Raymond:hahahhahahhaha
Raymond:and how pray tell did said goblins get there!!!?
Minega :what do I look like- a goblin expert?
Minega: jeez....
Raymond: you can't handle the truth!! But if you insist: YES
Minega: well theres an answer actually
Minega: see they couldnt handle the good old earth from down her, werent too popular, didnt get invited to parties
Minega: couldnt even vote poor bastards
Raymond:so they are voyuering from space!
Minega : so anyway they had to take off like the Israelis from Egypt but minus the prophet and the guiding God
Minega: how they got there...well thats where the story gets a bit weird
Raymond:shes just awesome and i havent even met her
Raymond: i think i have a future as a stalker/hysteria ridden dude/ serial killer
Raymond: well i know blood doesnt wash out easy but the new persil takes those out,saw it in a commercial
Minega:and hysteria has been known to interfere with academic duties
Raymond: well im on holiday mr smarty pants
brown sugah : HOW CAN YOU NEVER HAVE FOUGHT??
brown sugah : THATS INSANE DONT YOU KNOW THAT you havent really been in love if you've never thought of killing your partner?"
Raymond : IS life any more frightful than after university
Minega : yep, a lot more frifghtful
Minega :its walking through the valley of the shadow of death- metaphorically of course!
Raymond : with the death actually sitting on your shoulders singing mary had a little lamb
Minega : off tune
Christa: I’m tired of being nice!
brown sugah : and as for calling her"the body" WTF?? doesnt one need to have something on the bones to be A BODY?
Raymond : well is cholesterol bad for you? does it make food taste good ?
Raymond : should we eat it ?
Maybe tomorrow :well if its any consolation no one will give me flowers either
Maybe tomorrow : well one assumes after the wine and the talk and all...theyre not going to play badminton.
brown sugah :whatever happened to romancing without expectations of pantydropping??
posted by Minzo at 12:54 AM
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