And then there was nonsense: Part 2
"Please can you stop the noise I'm trying to get some rest..."
First off- to everyone who is teasing me about lifting weights, I give you a one finger discount (thanks to Tesi for introducing me to that expression) It would be funny, but my body is still aching like hell. Understand that I last did this about four years ago and since then my only form of exercise has been doing press-ups every night. Still, cheap jokes about my lack of fitness shall be met with a strong response. And you can't hide people because I have you on messenger!
Suprising news of the week: Tesi rides a bicycle. She just told me this on messenger and...oh, hold on. It's a stationary bike she's talking about. My bad.
Second leg tonight- Liverpool vs Juventus. Ninety minutes away from the semi-finals.
I think I've come to that point in my life when everything is suddenly starting to make sense- you know- the meaning of life, my position in the universe, how many spoons of sugar I REALLY need in my tea...all the important questions. It's all starting to fall into place now. Is it because of the maturity that comes with age? Or were the answers there all along? And what good are these answers if I still have to pay 70p for milk? In any case, inner peace is a lot closer now and all my plans to conquer the universe have been suspended until further notice.
Monty Burns of 'The Simpsons' is a hero. What a funny bastard:
"What use is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man"
"Release the hounds"
"Ah, Monday morning.... Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones."
Well, that's odd.... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers, - have him beaten to a pulp."
"I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until.... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant."
"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."
I'm looking for something in an attack dog. One who likes the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. Hmmm, why here's the fellow..... Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me."
I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business"
"I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this so-called...iced cream"
"Ah, Smithers. You're the sober ying to my incorrigible yang."
"Non-violence never solved anything!"
First off- to everyone who is teasing me about lifting weights, I give you a one finger discount (thanks to Tesi for introducing me to that expression) It would be funny, but my body is still aching like hell. Understand that I last did this about four years ago and since then my only form of exercise has been doing press-ups every night. Still, cheap jokes about my lack of fitness shall be met with a strong response. And you can't hide people because I have you on messenger!
Suprising news of the week: Tesi rides a bicycle. She just told me this on messenger and...oh, hold on. It's a stationary bike she's talking about. My bad.
Second leg tonight- Liverpool vs Juventus. Ninety minutes away from the semi-finals.
I think I've come to that point in my life when everything is suddenly starting to make sense- you know- the meaning of life, my position in the universe, how many spoons of sugar I REALLY need in my tea...all the important questions. It's all starting to fall into place now. Is it because of the maturity that comes with age? Or were the answers there all along? And what good are these answers if I still have to pay 70p for milk? In any case, inner peace is a lot closer now and all my plans to conquer the universe have been suspended until further notice.
Monty Burns of 'The Simpsons' is a hero. What a funny bastard:
"What use is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man"
"Release the hounds"
"Ah, Monday morning.... Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover drones."
Well, that's odd.... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers, - have him beaten to a pulp."
"I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until.... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant."
"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."
I'm looking for something in an attack dog. One who likes the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. Hmmm, why here's the fellow..... Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me."
I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business"
"I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this so-called...iced cream"
"Ah, Smithers. You're the sober ying to my incorrigible yang."
"Non-violence never solved anything!"
posted by Minzo at 8:01 PM
5 Comments:
LOL!,you blubber mouth is nothing sa a secret with you?.Ngojea,i will knock you with my bike and then we will see who the stationary one will be hmm(that's a threat cous!)mwah.
Abraham simpson is the funniest by far. "I remember when how this two pence coin came to be called....(starts snoring)...."
Tesi and the bike?!!!,haaa haaaa haaa haaaa,I call an MSN laughathon,haaaa
i've always loved the simpsons until i went back to uganda and got deprived of them. well, i'm facing the same fate in south africa so darn this place!
Heh heh the Simpsons is just too brilliant. Every character is a laugh by itself. Even the ka-small kid! I have to get my own collection of Simpson DVDs for sure!!
hehe my fav. is the safari comment,the simpsons do indeed rock!
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