Is yesterday, tomorrow today?
Me and Wells Hall had a heart-to-heart talk last night and we agreed that although things could get better, we were stuck with each other and by Jupiter we were going to make the best of it. On a somewhat unrelated note, the ATM machine swallowed my bank card yesterday evening and I took it suprisingly well considering the fact that I won't be able to withdraw any money until I sort it out with the bank on Monday. The bank will then send me a new card about four days later. I shouldnt be this calm about it! Anyway one must make do. Also I notice a complete failure by my friends and family to come to terms with the fact that I am skinny and I am NOT going to fatten up. Quena and Mez especially have both been telling me to put on some weight, but unfortunately the complaints division of my brain is run by Inspector Dont Giveadammn (and his assistant Mr Who Karez) and he's telling me to watch more TV.
I was listening to a five part special on Freud on BBC radio 4 the other day. The Highlight of it all was the one that dealt with Freud's analysis of humor. Hmm- let's see. Freud.explains.humor. From there I could easily imagine Fifty Cent talking about pacifism or Michael Jackson giving you tips on how to seduce women. It is easily one of the funniest things I heard this week.
Exams are finishing shockingly early- May 19th! I'm going to have an awful lot of freetime till I get back home. I need a job and infact I need it so badly that I might take the drastic measure of actually going out to look for one.
Laura- can you update your blog woman!
I was listening to a five part special on Freud on BBC radio 4 the other day. The Highlight of it all was the one that dealt with Freud's analysis of humor. Hmm- let's see. Freud.explains.humor. From there I could easily imagine Fifty Cent talking about pacifism or Michael Jackson giving you tips on how to seduce women. It is easily one of the funniest things I heard this week.
Exams are finishing shockingly early- May 19th! I'm going to have an awful lot of freetime till I get back home. I need a job and infact I need it so badly that I might take the drastic measure of actually going out to look for one.
Laura- can you update your blog woman!

4 Comments:
Loved the brain dpartment,LOL LOL,Hey, there are limits to being a chiller!! In instances where your ATM swallows your card,I can vividly remember learning this even in Kindegaten,you squat down,tie your shoe laces real tight stand up,take two steps back ,spit and run towards it screaming some primitive dialect as you proceed to kick it and concoct new swear words in Russian or Baltic language of choice. Then hobble away with busted toes! Very fulfilling!
the combination of your post and Raymond's comment have me in tears and looking like a mad woman at work...LOL!
hahahah! i see the elevator isn't quite getting to the topfloor cous!.
tips on how NOT to gain weight: i'll think of them when i lose some myself! really funny blog by the way, all the posts.
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