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May 1st. bank holiday. Whatever!
Yesterday was the twin's birthday. Tona at 21 is a terrifying prospect for some of us- she's been acting 21 for quite a few years now, but now with the calendar's blessing who knows what our stand-in mother is going to do next? Anyway They went out, but I didnt really feel like it and stayed in while being kept busy by my nighttime companion i.e any law textbook I could lift at that moment in time. Had a game of chess with Chris. He finished his dissertation on Friday so he's doing some overdue chilling. We were all suprised he cut it so late- Chris is so incredibly organised and efficient that he sets aside designated hours of the day in which to stress. He can't just stress at any point of the day like the rest of us, it has to fit into his timetable.
Working so late at night, you eventually get so bored that you find yourself wandering around aimlessly during your break. Some of my friends have more creative ways of combating boredom- Nash for example plays the 'sensor game'. What he does basically is lie down in the corridor and wait until the light in the motion sensor on the roof above him stops moving then he slowly tries to get up without setting the light blinking again. If it goes off, he's lost. It's a devilishly difficult thing to pull off- I tried it once when I was drunk although I was in an upright position. If someone finds you lying down in the corridor, how exactly are you supposed to explain that?
Election roundup: The candidates positions-
Tony Blair: "If you vote for me, I'm going to give you everything you have ever wanted. Just clap twice and all your wishes will come true. I'll also be done with African poverty by breakfast."
Michael Howard: "I don't want to hurt you"
Charles Kennedy:"Erm...my policy is to..you know, taxes and things. If you don't vote for me I'll look even more miserable than I do now."
Michael Howard by the way is one of the creepiest men I have ever seen. I bet some parents put their kids to bed by warning them that Howard will come for them at night-He is truly scary. If you watch even a single interview with him, you will need plenty of counselling afterwards to get your life back on track.
Yesterday was the twin's birthday. Tona at 21 is a terrifying prospect for some of us- she's been acting 21 for quite a few years now, but now with the calendar's blessing who knows what our stand-in mother is going to do next? Anyway They went out, but I didnt really feel like it and stayed in while being kept busy by my nighttime companion i.e any law textbook I could lift at that moment in time. Had a game of chess with Chris. He finished his dissertation on Friday so he's doing some overdue chilling. We were all suprised he cut it so late- Chris is so incredibly organised and efficient that he sets aside designated hours of the day in which to stress. He can't just stress at any point of the day like the rest of us, it has to fit into his timetable.
Working so late at night, you eventually get so bored that you find yourself wandering around aimlessly during your break. Some of my friends have more creative ways of combating boredom- Nash for example plays the 'sensor game'. What he does basically is lie down in the corridor and wait until the light in the motion sensor on the roof above him stops moving then he slowly tries to get up without setting the light blinking again. If it goes off, he's lost. It's a devilishly difficult thing to pull off- I tried it once when I was drunk although I was in an upright position. If someone finds you lying down in the corridor, how exactly are you supposed to explain that?
Election roundup: The candidates positions-
Tony Blair: "If you vote for me, I'm going to give you everything you have ever wanted. Just clap twice and all your wishes will come true. I'll also be done with African poverty by breakfast."
Michael Howard: "I don't want to hurt you"
Charles Kennedy:"Erm...my policy is to..you know, taxes and things. If you don't vote for me I'll look even more miserable than I do now."
Michael Howard by the way is one of the creepiest men I have ever seen. I bet some parents put their kids to bed by warning them that Howard will come for them at night-He is truly scary. If you watch even a single interview with him, you will need plenty of counselling afterwards to get your life back on track.
posted by Minzo at 11:39 PM
1 Comments:
LOL About Chris scheduled stress. THe motion sensor position!LOL LOL and Howard LOL LOL, "Listen Peter if you don't turn that racket down I'll switch on the Micheal Howard Campaign advert" "sorry mum" LOL
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