Trapdoors that open

Tona to me today in the drama queen moment of the month "Minega- stay out of my relationship with Teta!" This came after I had the audacity to suggest that I had noticed Teta bullying her recently and she was very serious when she delivered her threat. I love my sister dearly, but she doesn't really do angry very well. Serious yes but angry no. And there I was wondering if maybe she was auditioning for a play or something. Teta was also on hand to give me a tongue-lashing. Rama was loitering in the background trying to stir some shit up (he was the one who started everything by jokingly warning Tona not to bully Teta)'Well that's my opinion...' I started to say when we were leaving, but my brother jumped in with the punchline 'And if you don't like it, I've got more of them!' he said with perfect timing. As you can tell from this story, my brother is even sillier than me and my sisters might need to loosen up.
Stupid joke of the week: I was walking to the shops with Tommy.B and Quena to get a pizza on Sunday. We somehow end up talking about the emission of body odours and Tommy.B says 'Well you can't beat a nice fart'. 'You could' I said 'But trying to catch it would be a nightmare'.To his credit, Tommy laughed, but Q just shook her head. She has really suffered in the twelve months or so that we have been friends, the poor girl.
Random observations:
-If Ken Clarke eats any more, shouldn't he sign up for the Kyoto protocol?
-'Everything in its right place' DOES make sense when you think that its about Obssesive compulsive disoder.
-There is actually a girl in my class called Lush (you might need to live in England to get that)
-Would jurisprudence be any harder if they taught it in Greek? Poor Elly couldnt take it anymore- she dropped out today.
-There's a lot of bad gypsy jokes out there.
-Am I wrong about Peter Crouch?