"Your'e going to need a bigger blog"

"Find me a cute lesbian and I'll fuck her"
This was the ever-quotable Quena at lunch today. She was telling my sisters and I about the fact that she thinks dating is stupid and has sworn off doing so for the near future. Suddenly a guy sitting next to her cheekily asks if she is a lesbian. Q defended herself, but soon there was a very long line of people lining up to make bad lesbian jokes. Q insisted she had only ever met ugly lesbians anyway and it was with that in mind that she uttered the famous statement above. You are always in danger of sliding into brain-dead conversations at the dinner table because it isn't easy to think effectively and eat at the same time. I'm saying this as a man who can multi-task so well that I can write an essay, chat with four people on MSN messenger and surf about three other sites at the same time. When it comes to eating and thinking- well, thats another kettle of fish altogether. Most of these conversations are better off not being blogged about mainly because their sheer stupidity might cause my dear reader's brains to simply curl up and stop functioning. Then again, if you are reading this blog- aren't you heading in that direction already?
Dear Lord- can anybody stop Chelsea? This is going to take a lot of excitement out of the Premier League if those bastards just keep WINNING all the time. They lead Bolton 5-1 as I write after going a goal down. Lampard is turning into the highest-scoring midfielder in the world. Not bad for someone who was once taunted with chants of 'fat frank'.
Anyway as I write this, I am struggling with legal positivism. Im six pages into the essay so with only two pages to go, I can relax a bit more. I've been invited to a party at Theo and Elly's tonight so if I'm done with this I'll probably head down there. Must remember to ask Kip about Heidegger.
I dont like the fact that this post has been largely coherent. My life will start to go downhill if I start making sense...