Liverpool kick major behind

LIVERPOOL BEAT ARSENAL TODAY!!!! WHOOO-HOOOO!In doing so we struck a blow not only for those who actually support Liverpool, but for the rest of the league as well- everyone hates Arsenal and today the entire country saw an inexperienced youngster bring down the mightiest club in the country with only six seconds left on the clock. That was one hell of a goal! Im in seventh heaven right now. Neil Mellor-who got the winner- is sooooo going to get laid tonight wherever he decides to hang out!
Take that Gunners! Im sticking out my tongue to all of you bastards as I write this.