the mythical creatures society

-...Yeah that sounds like a good idea.
-Come on people! What's yours?
-Ill be a llamacorn
-What the hell is that?
-Its a cross between a llama and a unicorn.
-I cant believe a llama is your favorite animal!
-I'll be medusa.
-Medusa is a woman.
-Yeah I know, but the whole turning-you-to-stone thing...I think that's quite cool.
-So you...alright, whatever. I'll be a fairy.
- Dragon?
-No- you could be a blue tiger.
-There's a blue tiger?
-Yeah, its very rare. Only one has been seen I think. Or maybe a centaur. Do you want to be a centaur?
-I've changed my mind actually. I think I'll be...have you read the odyssey? Those two creatures...scylla and chabridis. I think I'll be Scylla. He had about five heads.
-Right, Scylla then...
-Or maybe chupacabra! No, I'll be Scylla.
-You could be a griffin.
-We could be the abusement society
-That sounds like some kind of paedophile thing.
-Let's brainstorm...come on. Any suggestions?
-I think the abusement society is a cool name.
-Thats dodgy. We've already established that.
-How about postmodern ninjas?
-The Aristotleans?
-The gang?
-Friends of Slovenia?
-No! maybe friends and enemies of Slovenia
-I like friends of Slovenia! That sounds cool.
-Garden of heathen?